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I've Grown Plenty, Thanks! is going to The Hollywood Fringe Festival! After a sold-out premiere in St. Louis, Maria is bringing a fresh version of her hit show to Hollywood!

You ever want to sit in on someone's therapy session? How about a Musical one? Maria lets you in on hers -taking a journey through her most entertaining misfortune: her love life - navigating screens, vulnerability, and wondering why she can't have a "normal" dating life like everyone else. CW/TW

Three Clubs (map: 7) @ Three Clubs Stage Room, 1123 N VINE ST

June 08, 7:00 PM  ·  June 14, 8:30 PM  ·  June 15, 4:30 PM  ·  June 16, 12:30PM - June 17, 6:30 PM

Projects: Past & Ongoing

Realitease Presents: Pumped!
A VPR Burlesque Parody!

𝑱𝒐𝒊𝒏 𝑮𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑽𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝑹𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔-𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝑩𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒌, 𝑩𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒍𝒚𝒏. 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝑳 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒂𝒕 Hell Phone(𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒃𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒊𝒓 𝑪𝒂𝒇𝒆), 𝒚𝒐𝒖❜𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝑩𝑲 𝑷𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒊 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒘𝒐. 𝑮𝒆𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒗 𝑷𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝑹𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔, 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒂 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒆𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕. Featuring Maria Bartolotta as LVP herself, along with some of your other Sur Favorites. 𝑮𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒘 - 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆, 𝒂𝒔 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒚 𝒔𝒂𝒚𝒔 "𝑰𝒕❜𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈"

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Maria has been a featured performer in Cabarets, Burlesque, Sketch Comedy, Improv, and all kinds of Variety Shows across New York City for over 5 years! Some of her favorites include several Lady Gaga numbers in the Hit Variety Show "Catbaret", the Long-Running "A Sketch of New York" and premiering a number from her One Woman Show at "Prime: A Burlesque Trot" in The Village.

Maria was the Script Advisor on the psycho-thriller short-film "The White Room" - featured in "Shockfest Fim Festival" 2021

Maria was featured in The No Sugar Company's campaign video about the harms of refined sugars in our food and drinks

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