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You ever want to sit in on someone's therapy session? How about a Musical one?

This unafraid one-woman musical starts as a hilarious, relatable dive into the horrors of modern dating, but when our protagonist finally gets to ask "What's wrong with me?!" she's forced to navigate messy situationships, brutal screenshots, and raw vulnerability - with the audience as her therapist and raw laughter as her lifeline.

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"It’s a must see Musical event!"

-Certified Fringe Reviewer

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"If you love Crazy Ex-Girlfriend or you’ve ever been in a situationship, you’ll connect with this show."

-Certified Fringe Reviewer

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"A vulnerable and heartfelt, witty and beautiful journey via stories and music through Maria Bartolotta’s intimate and universally challenging personal life. Most of all, her singing voice is out of this world and not to be missed! Or unheard! Laughter, music, catharsis – it’s all there.   Highly Recommended"
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-Richard Lucas, Asylum Judge

Alexa Young, CA

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Most Theaters and Doctor's Offices ask you to stay off your phones - we want the opposite! Take 'em out, capture as much of Maria's Mania as you'd like, and post it to socials using #IveGrownPlentyThanks - you could even be featured in the next show!

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RAINN is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization. RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country.

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Maria has resources from Safe Connections available after the show for you or anyone who may benefit from them!

About Safe Connections

Safe Connections is proud to be one of the St. Louis region’s oldest and largest organizations working to prevent and end domestic and sexual violence while helping survivors thrive. Our services in prevention education, crisis intervention and therapy make a big difference for families and the health of our community. ​

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Still healing but want to start dating again? Feel as stunted in love as Maria? Lucky for all of us, she knows a pro...

Meet Stevie Bowen

Certified Dating Coach, Author, and Founder of The City of Dating

Book a Call with Stevie & Get the Inside Scoop on Modern Dating!
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Songs

  1. I'm Just A Girl (Who's Seen A lot of Assholes) / Maria Bartolotta and Lucius McQueen

  2. Self Esteem / Garfunkel and Oates / Kate Ann Micucci and Riki Landhome

  3. Memory Parody / Cats / Andrew Lloyd Weber, T. Nunn and T.S. Eliot

  4. Lovesick / Women On The Verge of A Nervous Breakdown / David Yazbek

  5. You Go First / Garfunkel and Oates / Kate Ann Micucci and Riki Landhome

  6. He Touched Me / Barbra Streisand / Ira Levin and Milton Schafer

  7. Oh My God I Think I Like You / Crazy Ex-Girlfriend / Rachel Bloom, Adame Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen

  8. The 1 / Folklore / Taylor Swift and Aaron Dessner

  9. Out of Practice / Maria Bartolotta and Lucius McQueen

Special Thanks To:

Jenn. My real-life therapist and best audience.

Remoy Philip / Script & Story Development

Lucius McQueen / Music Composition & Production

Leah Schultz / Accompanist & Music Production

Gemma Smith / VO Artist

Desiree De Sade Photography / Poster Photo

Some of the screen shots used in this production are actual shots, while others are recreated from Maria's memory.  

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